Weird Inventions
Some of these are hopefully useful weird inventions. Otherwise,
just weird and interesting or funny is okay with me. Oh, and
theses are just ideas for inventions, so feel free to take them,
make them, patent them and make a few dollars on them. Good luck!
Bone wind chimes. Hey there are a lot of people out
there who like the morbid side of life. They don't have to be
human bones!
Glow -in-the-dark furniture. Maybe just have the edges
trimmed with a glow-in-the-dark material. No more bumping into
the coffee table in the dark. Nice party atmosphere too.
Nap inducing machine. These brain wave entrainment
CDs I've been using for months are really powerful. The one I
use to relax puts me to sleep every time, anytime of the day.
Why not have a system for baby cribs and kid's beds that plays
CDs which slow down their brain waves and puts them to sleep?
I can think of a few parents who would buy this.
Wall mounted furniture. A steel track runs around the
perimeter of the room, and the furniture is all designed to hang
from this. Couches, tables and chairs don't need legs, and are
easy to clean under. Plus, if you own the company, once your
system is installed, the customer has to buy furniture from you.
Voice alarm clock. This is one of those easy inventions,
and not even that weird. It would just require one of the "sampler"
chips that are found in electronic keyboards. Press the button
to record a short message alarm. You can wake up to your own
voice, or record a wake-up message from a sexy friend for more
motivation. "You're late for work!" might work as an
alarm too, or just give you a heart attack.
Test taking survival kit. Ready for that big exam?
You will be with your new Examomatic Survival Kit. It
has caffeine pills, ginkgo biloba capsules, aromatic oils that
"wake up" the brain, and a dozen quick tips for instantly
raising your IQ.
Flying fish kite. It's a bird, it's a plane... no,
it's the new flying fish kite! An inflatable kite that flies
just like any kite, but comes with a fishing pole for the kite
string. Just reel it in when you're done. You're fishing in the
sky!
What's next? More weird inventions (check back).
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